i would punch a child for taco bell
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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