No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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