shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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