Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize