Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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