so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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