I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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