you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize