in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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