lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize