Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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