My room smells like vodka and shame
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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