This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
