i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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