Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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