left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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