Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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