READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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