What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Randomize
