I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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