Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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