Well douche your snatch and let's go!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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