I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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