I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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