glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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