So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
