I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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