i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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