at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He? As in you personified your dick?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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