that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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