no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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