Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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