I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
