just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She's JV to your varsity
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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