we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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