okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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