It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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