I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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