I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm both gender and math confused
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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