we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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