ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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