My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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