Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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