Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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