I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
love makes seman taste better
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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