Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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