she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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