They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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