You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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