There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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