We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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