Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
