Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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