So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Randomize
