What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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