How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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